From: X@aol.com

> YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE A man and his wife were awakened at
> 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to
> the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is
> asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in
> the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?'
> asked his wife. 'Just some drunken guy asking for a push,' he answers.

> 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the
> morning and it is pouring rain out there!' 'Well, you have a short
> memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago
> when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should
> help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!' The man does as he
> is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls
> out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?' 'Yes,' comes back the
answer. 'Do you still need a push?'
> calls out the husband. 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
> 'Where are you?' asks the husband. 'Over here on the swing,' replied
> the drunk.