Elvis Crespo
Androgynous Puerto Rican singer Elvis Crespo was in the middle of a flight from Houston to Miami when he decided, f**k the peanuts, I want dees nuts and started masturbating right there in his seat. The lady seated next to him told and, when he landed in Miami, he was detained by the FBI. Imagine THAT interrogation.

Actually, the Spanish-language press quotes Crespo as saying, “I don’t remember doing that.” We’ve heard of some love ‘em and forget ‘em types, but to forget your own masturbation session beats all. Oh and now that you’re dying to hear it, here’s a vido clip of “Suavemente,” which will never sound the same to you again.